Categorical Catharsis
for Melissa
Sorry is what you should be
for asking for this post,
but owl try to do my best,
since you’re a gracious host.
Feline pets will never have
a place within my heart.
The reasons, they do add up.
I don’t know where to start.
I’ll begin with lap warmers,
a most annoying trait.
Or cuddles around the neck,
claws out. That’s not so great.
Then, of course, the litter box,
its most obnoxious smell
that tells you if your furry pet
is ill or feeling well.
Or there’s this, my neighbor’s pet,
there on my window sill
looking for a way inside
so he can get his fill.
I so dislike this animal
that I won’t say its name.
You might think I’ll take one in,
but thank you, just the same.
This is my response to If you don’t like cats, I’m sorry, the prompt from Melissa at dVerse ~ Poets Pub, which asks us to write a poem about cats, without the word “cat” in the poem or the title – and inspired by one of the illustrations provided by Melissa. I’ve chosen “Cat’s Nightmare,” by Louis Wain.
Image source: illustrationchronicles.com
Off prompt for Day 23 of National/Global Poetry Writing Month at napowrimo.net.
I’m with you, man. I won’t even write about them. Prompt skipped!
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You had me laughing with this one! I applaud your effort, Ken! PS are you a dog person?
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Dogs rule!
And thanks for the prompt.
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Too funny, Ken…and not to mention hairballs. I like my cats outdoors please.
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Giggle after giggle from this Lady in Bend! Great write.
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Thanks!
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Cleverly written, Ken!
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Thanks!
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A wonderful poem, Ken. I love how you have built your case all the way to the end.
The Owls have it!
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Owls it is!
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:>)
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Nice one; Bravo Ken
much♡love
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Thank you, Gillena.
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There are many things not to like with cats or dogs… but they can also be quite sweet if you let them be….
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They can be sweet somewhere else. 😉
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So well done. You’ve captured the anti-cat sentiment well.
I personally do not subscribe to it but graciously know we all have our “tastes”. ❤
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Thanks. 🙂
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LOVE the wit and humor in this one, Ken!!!! I also went to the humorous side. Your anti-cat feelings come across but in an oh so nice way 🙂
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Thanks, Lillian. 🙂
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I am a dog person, not a cat person.
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Same here.
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It’s complicated, the rest of the family have had them in the house. This resonated and I laughed so much.
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