Dear Don,
I know you haven’t heard from me in a while, but I understand you’ve been busy with your daily media briefings, and, well, the less said about those, the better. Okay, just one thing. Congratulations on making them all about you. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that you’ve got those doctors there, backing you up all the way. The country needs to see you up there, being a true leader. Where else are we going to get the truth, if not from you? Whatever you do, keep Mike out of the limelight. You don’t need him taking any credit. With the election just a few months away, you need as much as you can get. Although, this whole pandemic scare is working out pretty well for you. You get the daily briefing exposure, and then there’s that whole stimulus angle. I can’t tell you how many people I’ve heard out in public saying, “Thank God for the Trump CARES Act,” or “Did you get your Trump money, yet?” If they only new, huh, Don? Maybe this will distract them so much they don’t think about the major corporations that made stock buybacks with their stimulus money. And then there’s the money made with the states starting to stockpile hydroxychloroquine. Wink. Wink. Anyway, I just want to let you know you can remove me from your mailing list. I’m already sold, so you should save the postage for some real campaign literature. I do have to hand it to you though, getting the IRS to send a letter on your letterhead reminding me that I received my Trump money.
All the best,
Ken
~ Day 26 ~
Do I detect a bit of sarcasm? Hmm …
Beneath it, lots of honest observation – well articulated.
(No receipts yet at this household. I’ll brace myself for the ugly packaging!!)
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Sarcasm? I was just responding to a reporter’s question. 😉
And thank you. 🙂
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Well put!
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Thank you!
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The IRS website says it can’t find any information about my absent stimulus check. Wonder what they’ve been doing with my tax money all these years? Well done. (K)
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Thanks, Kerfe.
Trump’s trying to close down the USPS before all the checks can be delivered.
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Unfortunately that’s probably true.
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🙂
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😀
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And to think, all the postage that would have been saved by processing the payments electronically was, instead, wasted on paper and postage for that self-congratulatory letter.
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I know, right? Is that genius, or what?! 😉
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And who says he doesn’t support the USPS?
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Does it help any that we feel very sorry for you over there in the USofA. It obviously wouldn’t help for me to tell you that we are a bit worried that our number of deaths has just risen to 83.
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Sigh. His true believers still believe.
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That’s right, so vote early and vote often!
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😀
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Bravo!
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Thank you!
And, Vote Early & Vote Often!!
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Lol— yes!!!
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not enough tissue in the world to wipe that orange stain away
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Yeah, we’ll be wearing that one for a while.
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