Who’s Sorry Now?

Oh Mighty Commander, Supreme Leader
of the Greatest Nation on Earth,
we thank you for all that you do for us
as you lead by example, holding yourself
to the highest standard you understand
by mocking a disabled reporter,
mocking reporters injured at protests,
mocking your opponent for the size of his mask
during the pandemic that is sweeping our land.

Hundreds of thousands may have passed, so far,
but your honesty and forthrightness are all
that has saved us from dying by the millions
from this dreaded Chinese plague. It is our hope
that you not be counted among the lost. Instead
we hope that a speedy recovery will return you
to your natural form, so that you may continue
to display the fine character for which you are known.

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