Remembering Air Force Won

Teleprompter on the fritz?
No problem! After all, you’re a president
with a very, very large brain.

Just ad lib. Name the army after George Washington.
Praise revolutionary patriots for taking over the airports.
After all, it’s only history.

And you’re (re)creating it every day.

Trump blames teleprompter for Revolutionary War ‘airports’ flub

President Trump cites China’s respect for his ‘very, very large brain’