Winging It in the Zombie Apocalypse
Oh, the wonders of science, and all they make possible. For decades, genetic manipulation has allowed us to transport ourselves through levitation. Then there’s the resistance to disease. The common cold no longer troubles us, and COVID, despite the continued appearance of mutant variants, has been deterred with simple gene therapy.
However, the delay in eliminating avian flu has proven to be a deadly mistake, compounded by the crossbreeding of two viruses. This became apparent at a free-range poultry farm in Iowa, where the bodies of workers have been found lying among roaming chickens eagerly pecking away at their newfound meal. The workers had fallen from the sky, victims of SARS-CoV-ian. And so, like many, I live in fear, for how can I be sure I shall see again the world on the first of May, with the coming of the Zombie CoV-ian Apocalypse.
This is my response to Prosery: Sara Teasdale and May, the prompt from Merril at dVerse ~ Poets Pub, where the challenge is to write a prosery, flash fiction or creative nonfiction, with a 144-word limit (here, exactly 144 words). Included in the bit of prose is to be a complete line from a poem. For this prompt, the line is the opening line from May Day, by Sara Teasdale.
For how can I be sure
I shall see again
The world on the first of May
– Sara Teasdale
Image source:
pngitem.com (chicken), fao.org (bird flu virus), Wikimedia Commons (SARS CoV-2)
just a little bit funny but also somewhat frightening.
Your irony is almost satirical. Tantalizing.
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Beware the chickens of the night! (And keep your wing sauce ready.)
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Ha ha… I had to chuckle when I read your title! Nice play on words. Well done Ken.
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Thanks, Dwight. 😀
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You are welcome!
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Science fiction at least and prophesy at most. Now we know why the chickens crossed the [yard.]
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One more reason to boycott Chick-fil-A!
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This was really good! It made me chuckle too! ☺️
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Ha! I can see it happening. Chilling and entertaining.
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Thanks. 🙂
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Funny and a little bit scary, too, Ken. Thank you!
I’m at the stage now where almost anything seems possible. 😏
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Thanks, Merril.
As if there aren’t enough nightmares on the street, we have people trying to both legislate and adjudicate them. 😦
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Unfortunately, so true. 😞
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Always something…(k)
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…bouncing around between my ears. So true. 😉
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Funny!? I’m building a bunker!
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You’re so silly, Ken 😀
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Beware!
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I can see this happening, Ken! 😀 What a great sense of humor you have.
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“a great sense of humor” — You might think differently if you heard my “dad jokes.” 😉
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LOL! Oh those are meant to be silly. I bet you still get laughs.
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Sooner or later the ultimate plague will come to bring us down (literally)
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As long as we don’t reach Soylent Green, we should be okay. 😉
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for sharing, Michael. 🙂
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Fantastic, Ken! 🙂 Who knows, anything is possible. xx Michael
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Thanks, Michael.
“anything is possible” Proof of that is in the news every day.
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Thanks as well, Ken! Yes, that has to be our hope. Enjoy a beautiful weekend! xx Michael
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